We find out about this new batch of crazies from Pharyngula…
Another theory to watch out for:
Pooflingers Anonymous has found a truly bizarre and apparently entirely serious document, A Faulty Medical Model: The Germ Theory. In it, we learn that Pasteur was a plagiarist, a thief, a poor scientist, and a fraud. Microbes mutate from microbe to bacterium to fungus to virus to cause disease (microbiologists are going to be very surprised to learn this). They transform as the pH decreases—so the more acidic you are, the more microbes will convert into deadly viruses. We can cure all this just by consuming lots of calcium and colloidal silver, with a few other important tips, like avoiding margarine (“…eat all the butter you want. It’s healthy!”). It’s wonderfully insane.
(Shhh. Don’t tell the New York Times. They might write an article on it.)