… this is hilarious. No, it’s not about Boulder specifically, but it’s just very funny if you’ve ever been there.
“The hippie population is at an all-time high,” said U.S. Conservation representative Adam Dillenbeck. “When we first started you’d find the odd one here or there. But now they’re all around us. You can’t go to a coffee house, college campus, or peace rally without stepping on one. This should free us up for conservation efforts involving non-activist judges, conservative professors and Republican newspaper editors.”
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