Super Bowl, 39.3.1

Excuse me, NFL people…. Y’all just said that there can be NO COMMENTARY on this blessed game in front of us without the express consent of y’all. Fuck you. Sideways. Signed, Patti Niehoff, daughter of a late NFL owner (Cincinnati Bengals). PS: and the horse you rode in on.

Super Bowl, 39.3.0

After perhaps the most classic and lovely half-time show by Sir Paul and associates, sans costume malfunctions, sans cutting-edge product annoucements, sans ground-breaking commercials, the Announcers™ remember, in the midst of all this commotion, that a Football Game® is being played on the ground in front of them. Oh my. What a concept: a sporting Continue reading Super Bowl, 39.3.0

Super Bowl commercials 2.X

OK, who is underwhelmed? I am not a design person of any sort — cutting edge or not — but these commercials are extraordinarily ordinary. Oh damn, the announcers, Howie Long etc., were just talking for 20 seconds before I realized they were not a commercial. I need help. Or something.