qotd
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. — Groucho Marx
Tag: book
Words of One Syllable Dept.
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How I spent my Saturday Night
On the theory that, if you wear a sufficiently beautiful diamond necklace (thanks, Mom, and quit grousing), nobody notices what the hell else you’re wearing, I got dressed tonight. Christopher Buckley spoke at the Mercantile Library, and I don’t get fancy for much else than the annual Library dinner. I have to get dressed up … Continue reading How I spent my Saturday Night
Albino Pumpkins
Found by A Pillow Book from the Land of Artichokes.
white pebble 