I am in here.
I am quite astonished to get all this fan mail from all of you out there — snail-mail fan mail as well as electronic stuff. Thank you (and this is just a partial list) Ann H, Sue P, and Kerry R. Kerry sent me a good luck bracelet filled with Greek anti-evil-eye charms. I’ve got … Continue reading I get mail!
Things that should be obvious, from… The Cheerful Oncologist RULES OF THE CHEM LAB 1. Please do not break wind during hydrogen sulfide experiments. 2. All unauthorized use of helium will be charged to the offender’s account. 3. Do not write your name on the lens of your safety glasses. 4. Please attempt to keep … Continue reading Words of One Syllable Dept.
A sign hanging in the patients’ toilet at the office I go to for chemotherapy: Patients currently undergoing chemotherapy should flush twice.
I went to Wal-Mart for the first time. I always thought they sold wallpaper. I didn’t realise it has everything. You can get anything you want there for really, really cheap. — Paris Hilton
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