She’s off in Israel desecrating the Ari’s grave. If she wants to benefit Judaism, I’d suggest she stay home and learn about the actual religion.
Aaron’s Rantblog, aka Aaron the Liberal Slayer | Madonna the new Jewish Pope?
If there’s one thing Madonna is all about, it’s piety. When she’s not posing naked in unsuccessful coffee table books. I’m sure Israel’s religious Jews are absolutely thrilled to have her in Israel during Rosh Hashanah. This is probably just the kind of publicity they’ve been praying for. The most exciting thing to happen in Judaism since the Romans sacrificed a hog in the temple in Jerusalem.
Judaism and Christianity have traditionally extolled qualities like chastity, humility, and devotion. Thanks to Madonna, none of that crap is necessary any more. You park your Benz at the Kabbalah Center and Juice Bar in downtown L.A., you pay your tuition, and presto, instant demi-Messiah.