Okay, I’m confused. I’ve just been, like all good would-be Jews, getting my menorah out of the cabinet in preparation for the upcoming holiday. But tonight, I noticed, as I hadn’t before, a small tag on its bottom.
“Keep away from flammable materials.”
Okay, you already-Jewish people surfing through here… how in heck am I supposed to light those little candles if I can’t get the menorah hear flammable materials?! 😕
[Yes, I know it means, like, “don’t thrust this into a blast furnace and expect it to still look like a menorah.” It just struck me as very odd, that’s all.]