Words of One Syllable Dept. — Cindyisms

I’m starting to think that maybe I should have a separate “Moonbat” category. Here’s some starters for it…


If you have been falling behind on your Cindyisms, those gaffes and bon mots coming from the facial orifice of Cindy “I am More Important than the Hurricane” Sheehan, fear not: A whole collection is now available here, collected by our friends over at Free Rupublic. You really need to read the whole anthology, but here are a few choice morsels:
“The biggest terrorist is George W. Bush.”

“If George Bush truly listened to God and read the words of the Christ, Iraq and the devastation in New Orleans would have never happened.”

“[Bush] violates the Constitution every time he opens his mouth.”

“So anyway that filth-spewer and warmonger, George Bush was speaking…”

“They’re a bunch of f**king hypocrites! And we need to, we just need to rise up. We need a revolution!”

“Another thing that I’m doing is – – my son was killed in 2004, so I’m not paying my taxes for 2004. If I get a letter from the IRS, I’m gonna say, you know what, this war is illegal; this is why this war is illegal. This war is immoral; this is why this war is immoral. You killed my son for this. I don’t owe you anything. And if I live to be a million, I won’t owe you a penny.”

Be sure to take the list to your next cocktail party.