I’ve just come back from shopping at Kroger’s for tomorrow, and here’s what I got:

– Angostura bitters and sugar cubes, for the champagne

– vodka, lime juice, Cointreau, and cranberry juice, for Cosmopolitans

– brandy, for the eggnog

– whipping cream, for the pie

Yes, we already have food. Any more nasty remarks, and you won’t be invited over! That goes for you too, Ruben!