My friend Kathy sent me the following chain letter….
Enjoy!
I like this chain letter. Enjoy, made me laugh.!!!!!!!
To all my friends and family, Thank you for making me safe, secure,
blessed, and wealthy by sending me your chain letters over the last year.
Because of your concern:
I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these
products are atheists who refuse to put “Under God” on their cans.
I no longer drink anything out of a can because I will get sick from the
rat feces and urine.
I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
I no longer go to movies because I could sit on a needle infected with
AIDS.
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could get
pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.
I no longer use cancer causing deodorants even though I smell like a wet
dog on a hot day.
I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a
perfume sample and try to rob me.
I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al
Qaida in disguise.
I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don’t support our
American troops.
I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a stupid
number for which I will get the phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda,
Singapore, and Uzbekistan.
I no longer eat pre-packaged foods because the estrogens they contain will
turn me gay.
I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant
freaks with no eyes or feathers.
I no longer look at the opposite sex because they will take my kidneys and
leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I no longer have a cell phone but that will change once I receive my new,
free Ericcson phone.
I no longer have any sneakers but that will change once I receive my free
replacement pair from Nike.
I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have
their recipe.
I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out
for me.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl about to die
in the hospital for the 1,000th time.
I no longer have any money but that will change once I receive the $15,000
that Microsoft and AOL are sending me since I participated in their
special e-mail program.
Now if you DON’T send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 60
seconds a large bird will crap on your head at 5:00 pm this afternoon.
!!!!!!!!
white pebble 