The first genius of my writing career: in which I have a rave review for a completely unwritten novel.

I have to believe in something other than emptiness. I’ve been feeling the bite of emptiness here and there these past couple of days. That’s exactly it! The Bite of Emptiness, soon to be a major motion picture! Ripped from the pages of the best selling novel of the year! Novice writer Patti Niehoff pulls Continue reading The first genius of my writing career: in which I have a rave review for a completely unwritten novel.

Fruit, and a first

First of all, I must congratulate Other Patti for writing down my official 2000th comment yesterday! As a celebration, I don’t know what she will do, but I’m going out to get more sushi at lunchtime. I slept late this morning, so Buck has gone out to find me some fruit (yes, I know I Continue reading Fruit, and a first